MKD!

[staturity]

Has anyone seen MKD? She just ran off with my mask.

That kitty is really going to get it this time!

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[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen her. Sorry. *shrugs, reaches for his sandwich... only to find it missing*

Heeey!

[staturity]

I think Tommy's been training her behind my back. She- MKD! You brought me a sandwich! That's so cute. I mean, there's no way I'm eating it now that you've had it in your little mouth but that's still just the cutest thing. *snuggles*

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Our cat, Sean Connery, once dropped my roommate's hamster, alive and kicking, at my feet. When Taco tried to scurry off, Sean batted him back, picked him up, and set him down on my feet again. It was horrifyingly adorable.))

[staturity]

((OOC: Sean Connery? Best. Name. Ever. But that poor little hammy.))

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Hamsters are evil.))

[staturity]

((OOC: Aw, don't say that. My family's had five hamsters... though it was evil how they liked to escape a lot.))

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((We had to tie Taco's cage shut with bread-ties. We think he was just so fat that he could climb up on the door and it'd pop open!))

[staturity]

((LOL Ours just chewed through everything and anything. We didn't know why our answering machine wouldn't work until we saw the cable had been chewed through and realized Cuddles had did it when she escaped.))

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Only thing worse is gerbils. Ever smell 200 gerbils? *shudder*))

[staturity]

((OOC: Wow, that sounds like my brother's middleschool. Start with two? And *plays that song in that short guinea pig video* let's just say it was a lucrative, if annoying business. And they ended up selling some of them to laboraties.))

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((We named him thusly for his salt and pepper fur, and his hairy ears and chest! This (http://snicks-chan.livejournal.com/92761.html) was him back in December, about two months old.

Taco was fine, though he did pass away about a month ago. Hamsters make me sad with their short lived ways.))

[staturity]

((OMG he's so cute!

Still, maybe it's the over-protective piggie mommy in me that goes "ahhh! he could've had a heart attack!" I don't let my piggies out with my dog without me being close by and with my hand on Andy's collar at all times. Even though he lets them walk on top of him when he's lying down.))

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((We think he's got some Maine Coone/Norwegian Forest cat in him, what with the plumey fur.

In order to escape his room, Taco had to drop five feet from the windowsill onto a bed. He had BALLS OF STEEL. No mere feline phased him.))

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

((OOC: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *squees*

*attempts to get her kitty back over to the couch for cuddly purposes*))

[staturity]

((OOC: See, this is why guinea pigs are better. You can snuggle with them any time you want and they cannot resist you! Bwahaha!

...Well, that is unless they bite or pee on you. But that's why you put them on towels))

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Oh, I could get his furry ass onto the couch easily. I'm just trying to do so without actually getting off the couch myself. I'm just lazy.

Guinea pigs always pee on me. I don't think that they like me very much. Or I just smell too much like cat and dog.))

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((Tempt him with fingers! Oh Sean, your inability to realize that wiggling bodyparts are attached to a large whole never fails to amuse))

[notahawkingbird.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *imagines that teeny-tiny cat introducing himself with a Sean Connery voice*))

[staturity]

((OOC: *dies... just dies!*

[burningpainting.livejournal.com]

((He says it with his eyes. He just gives you this look and you hear "Connery, Sean Connery". He's out hamming it up at the memorial day bbq right now, the little attention whore!))

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

That. Was. My. Sandwich.

Clearly, the kitten is evil.

[staturity]

She is the Masked Kitten of Doom!

And she is not evil! She is adorable! And was paying you back for shaving that poor kitty.

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

I was six!

[staturity]

And you SHAVED A HELPLESS KITTY!

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

Helpless my entire ass! That cat clawed me to hell and back!