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Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.

Pink? Nice color. But I'm sticking with blond.

Heeeeeeeeey, just like in the Something*Positive comic!

No! I don't like bald kitties! *picks up bunny-Tommy to dispel the evil bald-kitten vision- noooo!*

*grins at bunny-Tommy* I see that someone found himself on the wrong end of Billy's wrath.

Isn't he adorable? *kisses*

I prefer mine human-shaped with darker hair, but sure.

He's an adorable bunny-bun! *snuggles him tightly*

Err, you might want to be careful there, Cass. Don't want to squish him.

I won't! He rather likes it when I hold him against... my chest... oooh... *stares awkwardly at bunny-Tommy*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. That too.

*doesn't know what to do with bunny-Tommy now* Er... *puts him down* Did I mention he ate Billy's collection? Got all the Johnny Storm ones...

Eek. That's going to be messy.

Hope that you don't get too attached to the bunny-shape, Tommy.

Yep. All gone. No hope of ever putting them back together. ~~Or getting them out of my drawer.~~

Uh-huh.

Nice knowing you, Tommy. I'll say nice things at your funeral.

No! He can't kill him! Even if he's a pervert, he has to take me to Paris!

*Sniffs clearly meaning 'Hey, Kaplan was warned what would happen should he do this to me'*

Yes! *picks up and clings to, totally forgetting her prior revelation*

Umm, Cass...? *gestures at bunny-Tommy* You probably shouldn't, err, reward him for that.

*is a happy, happy bunny*

...Oops. *still snugglest bunny-Tommy but not at breast level*

*hunting Bunny!Tommy* Killkillkillkillkillkill!

......*takes this opportunity to pee on Billy's shoes*

Why do we get the girly hair colors? Not that I don't mind purple (obviously), but you're no less sane or more hyper than the rest of us.