staturity | (no subject)

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Reply here, then post the above line in your own journal.

Probably: "Cassie lies about being able to handle Romero movies."

Or perhaps: "Oh god, did she shrink?! Did I roll over on her in the night?!"

I really hope I don't change size in my sleep.

I could see that causing an uproar if someone checked in on you in the middle of the night and thought you'd disappeared!

They'd usually be right.