staturity | (no subject)

Like I said to Karolina, there would be confusion as to why I was in bed with a girl. That doesn't happen very often, after all.

I don't think it's ever happened for you.

Either...'Cassie's hogging the covers' or 'Shit. Vision, Stark, and Cap are going to kill me.'

...Yeah, that's pretty much true.

Although...clearly nothing would have happened. So I'd probably get dead before questions would be asked. Which sucks for me....y'know what? Stay away from my room. Just to be safe.

You mean I can't hang out with you?

Not on my bed. Like unless there are others present....who will vouch for my innocence.

What innocence?

Hey! I'm pure as the driven snow.

I think he means someone who will vouch for my innocence instead.

Yeah, That. Well, that and the fact that I didn't lay a finger on you in a manner less than that of a fri...teammate.

Except when you were a bunny... uhm, that was kind of my fault though.

*gets a goofy smile on his face*

[*dum de lah lah, just drifting through, do not mind me, I am on my way out...*]

[*totally fails to phase through the wall*]

[...Ow.]

I was wondering where you'd gone off to.

*snickers and helps him up* Smooth, Viz. Like silk.

[I was under the impression that you did not desire my presense. *brushes himself off self-consciously*]

Well... maybe. But Tommy's less fun when he's not a bunny.

[*looks down at his feet* *shifts awkwardly*]

*fidgets* I'm uh, not that mad at you.

[*catches Cassie's fidget and responds with one of his own* I, err, I... *gives up*]

[*throws hands up in the air* *is kind of exhausted with avoiding Cassie and moping*]

[I am sorry. I do not know what to say. I am not sure why we are fighting and I am not enjoying the experience.]

I think it involved things we don't talk about.

[*frustrated* Well, to borrow an idiom, it sucks.]

[Fighting with ~~you~~ my friends makes me feel physically ill.]

Well, we're not fighting now, are we?

[...No. *relaxes significantly*]

Good.

*attempts to mask a snicker and only succeeds in sporfling coffee*

The embodiment of elegance, isn't he?

That is one suave robot. *mops up coffee*

Probably: "Cassie lies about being able to handle Romero movies."

Or perhaps: "Oh god, did she shrink?! Did I roll over on her in the night?!"

I really hope I don't change size in my sleep.

I could see that causing an uproar if someone checked in on you in the middle of the night and thought you'd disappeared!

They'd usually be right.

"Ok, I'm locking that door. First vision and now you Cassie. Its almost like you guys were little kids again afraid of a lightning storm."

He laughs.

[Are you kidding? With Billy's lightning powers?]

[We would probably all assume that he was seriously pissed off about something and conclude that the safest thing to do would be to hide with someone that Billy fanboys over.]

Still, this door is getting padlocked....you can still shift through walls can't you?

[Yes, I can.]

[And I think that Tommy may be learning to do something similar with his superspeed. And Cassie and Teddy can shrink, and Billy can magic the door open.]

[I think that the only ones that a padlock would stop would be Kate and Eli, and not even them if they were really determined.

No Kate I could see opening that door easily, which scares me. As long as you guys do not hog the sheets, I'd let you into the room.

((Apparently I am not able to respond to anyone that posts in my latest entry. Heh))

~~I've been learning how to pick locks since before the team even formed.~~ I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. *innocent look*

I'd wonder what horror movie you were watching the night before, and how long it would be before Vision came to kill me.

Why would the Vision come to kill you?

Duh

"I need to get a map of this place."

"This is about to get awkward," definitely.

Especially since my first words would be "why am I in your bed?"

"What did I tell her about watching horror movies without anything to change the mood afterward?"

I was... just lonely, honest!

Honestly? Thought would not be involved. Jumping the hell out of that bed would be. Not that you're not cool and all. No offense, but there are laws about 17 and 14 year olds fooling around and I am not the right color of skin to explain that I have no idea what happened here to your cop step-idiot.