staturity | (no subject)

[...I think Mr. Stark needs to have a talk with Cap.]

[*mutters* And Mr. Stark is worried about me malfunctioning...!]

I think my brain might be malfunctioning.

Whereas my computer is malfunctioning, since apparently I can't watch it. Someone going to fill me in?

[The confusion inspired by this may be stifling the amount of oxygen that your brain is getting. *clearly is concerned for Cassie's welfare*]

((OOC: Man, do these two do anything but lead in to snogging anymore? ;D ))

Cap- Captain America... I can't say it!

[Did you see that Team America movie back in 2004? Do you remember the main song?]

But then how do you explain mentioning the sexy dance and the Dresden Dolls and-

...er... oops.

((OOC: Deny that they are?))

...

You're kidding.

[Sexy dance? Dresden Dolls? *politely confused in the "are we speaking the same language?" sort of way*]

((OOC: XD Very true ))

I don't know how much they must've paid him to do that!

Nothing!

[Perhaps it is spliced footage from all the times Cap has been filmed before? Just set to the music?]

I hope so. Maybe we should tell him so he can put a stop to that.

*laughs until she can hardly breathe for real*

Quick! Get Eli to give her CPR!

Oh please, the only thing he'll do is make me imagine a duet! *starts laughing again*

*giggles*

[*does not laugh. Because it would be mean*]

[*is totally not laughing. Nope, not at all. No laughing from the Vision*]

Do you have any videos of Eli in his uniform that we could do the same thing to?

[*chuckling* Perhaps...]

I didn't need my sanity anyway...

[It was already suffering from your denial. This just put it out of its misery.]

I am not in denial.

[You deny that you are in denial?]

I can and will blow you up.

[But then Cassie would pout at you.]

Don't even think it Billy.

It'd almost be worth it. You knock this off, and neither of us will have to worry about exploding or being pouted at.

I shall make myself immune to the pout if I have to.

But then I'll have to hurt you if you hurt the Vision.

All he has to do is let it drop.

All you have to do is stop denying.

If it were true, I wouldn't be denying it.

Oh why don't you just go live in Egypt all ready!

[Denial is not healthy for anyone. Open your eyes to the truth, Billy Kaplan.]

I am NOT IN DENIAL!

My eyes are open to the truth. And the truth is that you are all conspiring against me.

[Hmm. Is paranoia the next step in denial?]

That's it. I just decided I am going to use you and Tommy's pictures for my anti-drug project at school.